Spode of the Week #2

To make up for the late Spode of the Week, I'm adding a bonus Spodette of the Week. Presenting our honorary co-champion, Ms. Danielle Lloyd, originally of Liverpool.

(photo courtesy of www.chickipedia.com)

Besides being an entirely useless celebrity, essentially only famous for being famous (think Paris Hilton), she also sports one abomination of a tattoo running up her neck. While the Hebrew script could look pretty awesome when properly applied, Ms. Lloyd instead wound up with this on her neck.




What appears to have happened is that in an effort to take some focus of a sex tape scandal, Ms. Lloyd decided in the fall of 2008 to add a tattoo to her neck stating in Hebrew that "Only God Can Judge Me."

Unfortunately for the young Ms. Lloyd, neither she nor the tattoo artist appeared to have done their homework. Instead of saying "Only God Can Judge Me" in Hebrew, her tattoo says that in English, using hebrew letters to approximate the phonetics. Plus, the text (and error) is repeated twice.

Therefore, instead of receiving a cool Hebrew tattoo, Danielle Lloyd now permamently sports (or at least until has it lasered off or she covers it up with another tattoo) on her neck Hebrew letter's spelling out (more or less) "wnly gwd qn jdwg m, wnly gwd qn jdwg m."

Well done Ms. Lloyd, and congratulations on your first ever Spodette of the Week!

For more information check out this site detailing exactly what Danielle Lloyd did wrong.